March 16th, 2021 | 38 mins 14 secs
Our last episode we recorded together.
Hey look, Slayer lore! Another Watcher! No way this ends badly, right?
March 9th, 2021 | 32 mins 53 secs
What if the adults were teenagers?
December 8th, 2020 | 52 mins 12 secs
LET’S WATCH A NEW MOVIE.
Discussion Points Include: Not A Musical, Defining ‘Disney Princess’, WHAT A CAST, What’s Different?, VGHS Fancast, Accents, Cameos, Lea Salonga, Chi vs. Magic, Phoenix Power, WE REPEAT, NOT A MUSICAL, Beauty and the Beast Comparisons, Positive Portrayal of Family, Actually Uncomfortable, Only One Arrow, Not Trying to be a Man, Violence Without Blood, Best Horse, Actual Trebuchet, Magically Perfect Hair, James Bond
December 1st, 2020 | 33 mins 5 secs
RYAN HAS OPINIONS. Buffy & Cordelia try to become homecoming queen, and it gets ugly.
Discussion Points Include: SlayerFest ’98, Whinnying, Stegosaurus Demon, Meet The Mayor, Missed Opportunities, Mistaken Identity, Buffy Gets Dumped, Bloodshake, Don’t Mess With Faith, The Kiss Heard Round The World, A Clothes Fluke, HIMYM Fancast, Buffy Shouldn’t Win, Kulac FANCAST, Proper Cuticle Care, Design Theory With Professor Ryan.
November 24th, 2020 | 38 mins 46 secs
WEREWOLVES. They’re Back.
Also, This episode contains reference to Domestic Violence, and we talk about it later in the episode.
Discussion Points Include: Double Standards, Werewolves, Styrofoam Cup Gate, Charmed Fancast, Ryan Expects Too Much, Contractual Fights, Nicholas Brendan is Ripped, Captain American Fancast, Phil Lewis Fancast, Marching Jazz Band, The Scooby Gang Grows Up, The Full Monty, The Lunch Box, Domestic Violence, Therapy, Giles’ Glasses, Werewolf Transformation
November 17th, 2020 | 38 mins 53 secs
FAITH IS HERE! That's it, that's what you need to know.
Discussion Points Include: HELLO FAITH, Ryan Has A New Favorite, Seth Green Is Very Pure, Off Campus Lunch, Just A Normal Teenage Boy Except Also Polite, Poor Irish Pronunciation, No Clothes In Hell, Angel Is Ghost Rider, Giles Rules At Mad Libs, The Buffy HD Remaster, The Angel is Coming, Bring It On Fancast, 5x5, Differentiate Your Slayers, Mr. Trick Fanclub, There Can Only Be One Nice Guy, Cordelia Lore Dumps, Hotels Are Public, The Angel Problem, Thor Fancast,
November 10th, 2020 | 37 mins 56 secs
Consequences? Maybe? In the Buffyverse? Don't hold your breath.
We're joined by our 10 month old at the end, briefly. She has OPINIONS.
Discussion Points Include: Bad Storytelling Disguised as Compelling Narrative, ZAMBIES, Creepy Masks, Creepy Principal, Buffy’s Clean Basement, Incorrect Foley, Obligatory Dream Sequence, Joyce’s Financial Situation, Cop-Outs & Yelling, Anthony Stewart Head is Really Good at Acting, Acting Without Words, Danny Strong Fancast, Xander’s Bad Cross, Buffy as a Sitcom, Special Guest Appearance by Veronica.
November 3rd, 2020 | 32 mins 52 secs
We begin Buffy Season 3, and are that much closer to our true goal: Watching Angel.
Discussion Points Include: Consequences Don’t Exist, Anne is an Idea, Sad Buffy is Sad, New Series Regulars, Willow’s Best Buffy Impression, LA’s Homeless Population, Angel Foreshadowing, Bad Tats, Cake or Pie?, Buffy Is Done With Your Crap, Unnamed Side Character #14, Quality Improvement, Cordelia Is Still Bait, How Is Cordelia Alive?, Patreon Shoutout
October 27th, 2020 | 49 mins 30 secs
We take a break between seasons of Buffy to explore one of Ryan's favorite takes on Vampires; Underworld!
Discussion Points Include: It’s Dark, It’s rated ‘R’, There’s a Whole Bunch of Underworld Films, Brittany Wants to Watch the Prequel, Ambitious Storytelling, Selene’s Backstory, Guns Aren’t a Story Hook, The Prestige Fancast, Gone Girl Fancast, Rules of the Verse, Allergic to Silver, Vampirism & Lycanthropy as Viruses, Twilight Fancast, Incredible Fight Choreography, Frame-Rate, Showing the Supernatural, Buffy Influence, Werewolf Fight Club, How to Light at Night, Trivia, Wentworth Miller Fancast
October 20th, 2020 | 1 hr 15 mins
We have reached the end of season 2 of Buffy, and things get a wild.
Discussion Points Include: Season Recap, Very Good TV, Flashbacks for Days, Angel’s Bad Accent & Wig, Murder By Fingernail, Floppy Disk to the Rescue, Moral Dilemmas, Great Costume Designs, Whistler, Tan Vampires, Great Friendships, Writer’s Tongue in Cheek, Cops Doing Their Jobs, Spike is the Best, Joyce is also the Best, Writers Vs. Actors, Manchester United, The Cordelia Kidnap Final Count
October 13th, 2020 | 31 mins 10 secs
Wentworth Miller turns into a fish monster, and even that cannot save this episode from the problematic depths of terrible tv.
Discussion Points Include: This Is A Bad One, Fish Steroids, Vampires Don’t Like Fish, Problematic Elements, The 90s Were A Different Time, Willow is Still Teaching, Corpse Fog Machines, Buffy the Secret Agent, Sad Cordelia Music is Unearned, Asymmetrically Stanky, A Gun, The Basement
October 6th, 2020 | 44 mins 44 secs
WATCH THIS ONE. This is a really well-constructed episode of television.
We apologize for the confusion, this is the correct audio for this episode!